Sunday, April 1, 2007

Overheard in February

[Originally posted on goofyblog 2.18.07]


Old woman: I just can’t believe that’s where my brother goes out to when he comes to visit me. He’s not gay, so why would he be there?

Old gay: Are you sure he’s not? It’s called ‘Rawhide’ for a reason.

–22nd St & 8th Ave

Black street dealer: Coke? Weed, my brotha?

Desi dude: I’m not black, I’m Indian, my nigga.

–St. Mark’s & 3rd

Little girl: Mom, I really, really want to jump off!

Mom: No, you really don’t.

–86th floor, Empire State Building

Dad: You look pale.

Punk girl: Dad, I’m not a drug addict. Jesus, half of my friends are straight-edge and the other half have asthma.

–6th St & Ave A

Sociology professor: So, what would you like to learn about this semester?

Student: The legalization of marijuana.

Sociology professor: Okay… [Draws pot leaf on blackboard.] Hm, I’m not much of an artist… Plus, I’m high. Ha, no, I’m just kidding.

–Fordham University, Rose Hill

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